Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
You know what I want?
At the end of the last episode of Supernatural, I want Dean and Sam to be driving down the road in the Impala when all the sudden the song “Carry On My Wayward Son” comes on the radio and have Dean hit the mute button and say “God I hate that song.”
I would probably laugh so hard I would die.