(Source: iamliketinkerbell, via princessdobby)
“One minute the glass was there and then it was gone! It was just like magic!”
“There is no such thing as magic!”
#i like how up until this point harry was like #what the fuck is up with my abusive relatives and their irrationally specific hatred of magic#it’s not like they’re weirdly religious or anything #was uncle vernon inappropriately touched by the easter bunny or something as a child?
(via barneyrobinstinson)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
And so the Entei fell in love with the Mareep…What a stupid Mareep. What a sick, masochistic Entei.
Team Rocket, all the way
still a better love story than twilight.
(Source: setyourphaserstostun, via barneyrobinstinson)



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